Made by Assholes
for Assholes
Easy as one, poo, three
1) Install onto any toilet
2) Pull lever to increase the flow
3) Aim with the joystick
4) Dry with a little TP
5) Profit
Like poetry for your booty.
More Bills, Less Paper
According to Sharp.com, “experts estimate most Americans spend over $11,000 on toilet paper each year.”That’s an absurd overestimation, but we do know...You’ll use 80% less toilet paper with a bidet.
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Questions, anyone?
Why do I need a bidet?
If you got 💩 on your hands, would you wipe it off with paper?
How do I install it?
We'll send you (funny) video tutorials once you order your bidet.
What's different about your bidet?
